HIGHER PRICES!? NOOOO!

I HAVE JUST HEARS THE WWWOORRRSSSTTT NEWS EVER!!

The government, as much as they already like to fuck up our lives, by taking away the little things that give us a good time-cigs, alcohol. ect...-the prices rises through taxes.

NOW! To stop the, so called, 'obesity crisis' they're THINING OF RISING the price of CHOCOLATE! THE LAST PLEASURE IN HAVE IN MY LIFE AND THEY'RE GOING TO TAKE IT AWAY-FOR NOTHING!

WE ALL know that this won't stop people getting fat. Just like people still drink alcohol and people still smoke-this is just antoher way the nobhead government can make more money out of us, so they can live in their cushy 2nd/3rd houses, while getting £60,000 pa AND claiming expenses-THEY ALREADY EARN ENOUGH TO FEED A FULL 3RD WORLD COUNTRY FOR A YEAR FFS!

I SAY SCRAP these dumb taxes, and instead take the extra money me need to dig ourselves out of this economic crisis from the idiots who dropped us in it-the greedy politicians, and the prime minister who ISN'T doing too well, and who WASN'T EVEN VOTED IN!

WHO ELSE HATES THAT FKIN MOONPIG AD!?

WHO ELSE HATES THAT FKIN MOONPIG AD!? Thought I'd repeat that! N WTF is a MOONPIG!? That is the WORST fkin name EVER for a company! I mean, there's no such fkin thing, n the song is ssssooo fkin anoying, its catchy, and makes me want to fkin TOP MYSELF!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEBy67ZUrxQ - LOOK! IF YOU DARE!

Just like that weird-arse thumb on that text-in-advert. Not a CLUE what it's for, but it is sssooo frikin freaky, there isn;t words to describe the full detail of my shock and horror at it!

I think we should all make a group to pass a law over having freaky adverts like that, without warning, on our televisions! THESE DO DAMAGE PEOPLE!

Exams-Half Way There...

So far I've had my General Studies exam, and my Psychology exam. Both went OKAY I suppose. But, in the words of Simon from The Inbetweeners, "I can always resit!". Lols!
The English exam is on Wednesday, but I'm failing it, so I'm not bothering to revise. Got my Economics and History exams, as well as the re-takes, to worry about. Comment me to tell me how your exams are going! Hope they're fine!
Collage is alomost over for the first year-it hasn't half gone fast! The real life or work and bills is looming! Not sure how I feel about that! :D
But, at least there's no more exams...I think...

I want to take a moment to say bye to a LEGEND of a teacher...Mr Gately. AKA Mr Pringle (Well, he had a tash, and his name was Christopher...Kris Cringle...LOLS!).
He had the most MONOTOMUS tone of voice! But he was ok... :)

R.I.P. Mr Gately!!!

Now, on a more broad tone, I had THE MOST POINTLESS exam today-GENERAL STUDIES! OMD! Except for the fact that I PISSED ALL OVER IT! haha! I ROCK! But we were told it was good for universities, but they don't even like it! They claim it's worthless! So thats 3 hours of my life I'm NEVER gonna get back!

Now, if you like the whole fantasy/adventure genre of films, you'll be sure to have watched Eragon, of at least read the book. I watched it last night...IT SUCKED! haha! I was expecting SSSOOO much more!! And the lead guy wsn't even good looking, which goes against EVERYTHING I've been told!
But at least a really WICKED film was on the other day! RESEVOIR DOGS! If you don't know I'm here to let you know! (QOTSA! Oh Yeah!) It TOTALLY rocks! And it you haven't watched it, DO SO! NOW!
Well the ANOYING IDIOT I call a dad, who only bothers with me when he wants summin or wants to BOLLOCK ME! wants to go on. WEEE to me! so, I'm out. Until next time ppl! Tune in next time for some more of Lauren's rants on Lauren's World! LOLS!

Stupid Pills!

I've just been told I , and I quote, "deserve a pat on the back and a dose of stupid pills =]".
Normal people would tell them to stick it where the sun doesn't shine. And I did. But the saddest part is, that I secretly agree! Now a auestion I put to you...is that normal to understand you're flaws, or pretty messed up that I am to begin with... :D The verdict is out people! Give your views...IF YOU DARE! Lols!

First Blog!

I spent about 35 minutes deciding the url name-let alone what I'm going to write now! :) So don't be TOO excited!
I'm not a very important person in the whole grand scheme of things, and haven't really acheived much so far in my life...I just hope the 'Higher Power' has some kind of plan for me! Well, I'm still here! After everything that's happened. I'm still alive...and kicking!
But I have done sooo little revision for these exams, I think the plan might have to wait a year! :D
Well, nothing else to write, so I'm gonna bugger off now. Lols! If you're lucky I might make another entry...If you're lucky! I don't tend to stay with stuff like this for very long!